stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

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ourwayswillchange:

20 Vivid Hummingbird Close-ups Reveal Their Incredible Beauty

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#hummingbird #bird #animals #pretty 

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

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#pokemon #cake 

super-who-lockian:

sexhaver:

rasputin:

Portuguese designer Susana Soares has developed a device for detecting cancer and other serious diseases using trained bees. The bees are placed in a glass chamber into which the patient exhales; the bees fly into a smaller secondary chamber if they detect cancer. 

Scientists have found that honey bees - Apis mellifera - have an extraordinary sense of smell that is more acute than that of a sniffer dog and can detect airborne molecules in the parts-per-trillion range. 

Bees can be trained to detect specific chemical odours, including the biomarkers associated with diseases such as tuberculosis, lung, skin and pancreatic cancer.

breathe into the BEE ORB to reveal your fate

Tuga proud

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#science #cool 

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thecutestofthecute:

Please watch this video of a corgi on carousel and never be sad again.

(Source: youtube.com)

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#video #corgi #dogs #animals 

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

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#scary 

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#me #gif 

ratchetyanne:

omgs:

olivegarden:

Time is an unforgivable curse

delete this post

Tom Marvolo Riddle vs. Lord Voldemort

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jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

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#me 

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

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#lol #funny #hahah #hilarious #video